Subject: A Fan. Hello.
I am a fan.
Well...no duh.
I think you're awesome.
Rawk on.
~C¢¾ptain
Reply: Well Britney, I am Raynor Foxhound and it has come to my attention that you have not consulted your MLA handbook in a while, huh? And yes, I know I'm awesome. That's why I'm a fox. Foxes are just naturally superior to everyone else no matter who they might be. Thanks for the message... I guess. ~Raynor Foxhound of Mercs-For-Hire Subject: A Fan. Hello!
You're cool.
I like your wrench. I wish I had one.
:(
~C¢¾ptain
Reply: Well, um, thanks for your kind words. I don't know exactly how "cool" I am, but thanks for the compliment anyways! :) Anyways, yeah, my wrench is my most cherished possession. It's not only good to screw in those huge nuts and bolts I have to work with constantly, but it makes a good wacking instrument whenever Lou gets a little too hyper for me to handle. If you want a wrench so badly, go to your local hardware store; last I checked, they had more than enough to last for a hundred years! Well, uh, thanks and goodbye! ~Rench of Mercs-For-Hire Subject: A Fan. Hello!
I've never met a vampire before.
Just to be safe, I don't think I'll ever place myself alone in a room with you.
You're cool. ...Any particular reason you don't like lemons?
~C¢¾ptain
Reply: Ooooh! It's one of those letters that have the letter "e" in front of them! And it's for me! AWESOME! Um, are you sure you've never met another vampire before? There are, like, a lot of them around. Actually, any person that you meet in the library is almost 100% vampire; we just like being around all the books there! Hope you meet one of us soon! I'm not dangerous at all! I've never harmed anyone before without good reason! Now, if I'm extremely hungry, I can't be held accountable for what may happen. I mean, if it's between you and me and one of us has to kick the bucket, than it might as well be you! Thanks for the message and for calling me cool! Just one question, though: What is cool? P.S. Oh, and the lemon thing? Can't you just tell they're plotting to take over the world? I mean, seriously, am I the only one who knows the truth! Subject: a fan, i am. LOU!
I have to say, that out of all the crazy wolf boys I've met, you're my favorite. I laughed at your first appearance. Keep it up man. I had questions for you.
1.) Do you use a toothbrush, or pinecones?
3.) Do you like toast?
4.) Can I have your autograph?
D.) If I showed up at your doorstep, how long would you wait before eating me?
~C¢¾ptain
Reply: Wow, I didn't know there were crazy wolf boys out there other than me! Where are they and what do they do? Do they- HEY! I'm typing on a keyboard! Wait, what was I doing.... Oh yeah, the message thingy. Well, let's see: 1.) Both, actually. The toothbrush is for brushing my teeth and the pinecone is for throwing at Raeda for my morning exercise. 2.)... or 3.) Well, that depends. You see, I like my toast toasty, but I don't like it toasted. If it's browned, that's okay, but it can't be toasted. I mean, who eats toasted toast, really? 4.) Just give me a paper and pen and I'll get right back at ya! Please send those items to... oh, wait a minute. Where do we live again? D.) The answer is letter "D"! Most definitively! Well, bye-bye! It was nice typing with you! ~Lou of Hire-Mercs-For |